March 2012
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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i think i'm going to fail government because of...
Teacher: What are you doing, Miss Seusy?
Me: Your mom.
Teacher: ...
Me: Oh my God! Wait, no, I'm just reading my notes! I didn't mean to say that!
Teacher: *walks away*
Mar 1st
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I just finished packing everything for Snowball.
Oh my god, you guys. This is actually happening. I’m so excited I don’t even have words.
Mar 1st
February 2012
349 posts
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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makeupstains: lol wait why do I still try. I shouldn’t own a bed because it serves no purpose for me.
Feb 28th
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Once upon a time you were pretty. And once upon a time you were loved. But once upon a time doesn’t exist for you now. Because fairy tales weren’t made for the disturbed.
Feb 28th
Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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On the plus side, our guide told me my hair is...
Feb 27th
I'm pretty sure I just listened to our congress...
But it was just an amendment so basically, even if everyone agrees all they get is a gold star and a pat on the back. What? This is seriously what you spend your day doing? Colorado, get yo shit together.
Feb 27th
Me: I'm just gonna put the pill in my bra. It's like a second purse.
Neel: What if it melts?
Me: It'll only disintegrate if it comes in contact with liquid and since I'm not pregnant nor do I already have a baby, my boobs don't leak liquid.
Neel: What about sweat?
Me: Girls don't sweat.
Neel: Oh, I'm sorry. What if you glisten.
Feb 27th
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Getting drunk. In the Capitol building. In Denver....
Feb 27th
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I think my Government teacher lives to make my...
I miss Belinda. :(
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
If I don't get into the CIA I won't be leaving...
The fact that this is something my dad completely supports terrifies me. I have a sinking feeling in my chest that I’ll never leave this place. I’ll be living in my dad’s basement sneaking out for booze and boys for the rest of my life.
Feb 27th
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
I love it when you text me because I can act like a complete bitch and you think I’m just joking.
Feb 27th
Anonymous asked: How old are you?
Feb 27th
Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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I'm really sorry.
i didn’t mean to make you hate me. 
Feb 25th
I just feel like I’m never good enough.
Feb 25th
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
Mary: You're holding seven socks! Why are you holding seven socks!
Belinda: (falls down and begins crying) You gave them to me!
Feb 25th
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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i miss you with every fiber of my being.
all I want is to have you back.
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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propertyofsteventyler asked: and why exactly doesn't Steven Tyler look human?? >:(
Feb 24th