| Dad: | Do you have any homework? |
| Me: | No, I have a quiz in math tomorrow though. |
| Dad: | Want us to break out the flash cards? |
| Me: | I seriously doubt Zach even knows whats going on in my class. |
| Zach: | I bet I do! |
| Me: | Okay, what is a logarithm? |
| Zach: | It's a log that has rhythm, duh. |